Comment policy
If you want to leave a comment here, you've got to play by the rules. Here they are.
- This is not a democracy. I'm the king, and you're on my property.
- I like tidy web property, so I moderate all comments.
- Trash on my property will be properly disposed of.
- I decide what's trash. Being the king means I don't need a reason.
Pretty simple. Here are some guidelines which I'll use, and thus, which you may find handy.
- Stay on topic.
- Personal attacks will not be tolerated.
- Profanity will be tolerated unless it's overly excessive or abusive toward another individual or group. See "personal attacks" above.
- Entering your name, email address, and website are optional, so since anonymity is an option as well, there's no valid reason for you to provide false information.
- I don't sell email addresses, distribute them, or abuse them. Ever. Don't be afraid.
- Don't try to engage me in a personal conversation in the comment threads. This isn't Facebook. I have a contact form for that.
- I may occasionally respond in a comment thread (with my real name), but don't be offended if I don't.
- Feel free to post relevant links, but if they feel spammy or look like blatant advertising to me, they're gone.
- I won't edit your spelling or grammar, as atrocious as they may be, even if you ask.
- Generally, I won't edit anything else you post either. Your comment is either all or nothing.
- With the exception of keeping email addresses private at all times, I reserve the right to not necessarily follow these guidelines consistently.
Finally, some technical stuff for gearheads like me.
- All links in comments are rel="nofollow". Boost your PageRank elsewhere.
- Comments will be closed 30 days after the original entry is published.
- I collect IP addresses behind the scenes, along with other information your browser sends.
- I don't allow html in comments. If you want to write html, make your own site.

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