Weirdbook.org - December 6, 2009: Leave the apostrophe. Take the cannoli.

Leave the apostrophe. Take the cannoli.

People rave about Joe Fazio's. I just don't see the appeal, sorry. It's just a typical Italian place, nothing special... always crowded and loud. The service is usually decent, the food is ok. But I just can't find anything that makes me say, "Yeah, let's go down to Fazio's." It's not for not giving them a fair chance to impress me, I've been several times. But each time I walk out with the same feeling: I could've done better.

Here's the sign in their parking lot. See that apostrophe in the word customer's [sic]? Completely unnecessary. I realized I hadn't done an "english police" entry in awhile, and this seemed like a good time. The sign has nothing to do with the dining experience, by the way. I've not liked Fazio's for several years. I actually saw the sign for the first time this evening, and it gave me a chuckle. It and my dining companions were the high points of the evening.

I think Fazio's is probably a Charleston tradition from long ago. I didn't grow up in Charleston and am not familiar with such things. I've got nothing against tradition, but in this case, it's not my tradition and I can't get into it.

Sorry, Fazio's. Thanks for the laughs anyway.

Posted December 6, 2009 @ 22:19:46 EST. 1 comment.

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Comments on "Leave the apostrophe. Take the cannoli.":

Arrrgh! I would make it a point not to eat there as the apostrophe would make me lose my appetite! Nor would I buy a car in Beckley at Beckley Used Car's. I'd like to find the guy who made that sign and make him eat an English book! You know me and my freaking grammar hangup. Oh, and in the Register-Herald for God's sake, in the huge central ad....'All Hyundai's on sale.' Jeez.

# Posted by Cindy on December 9, 2009 @ 09:48:10 EST.

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